Global warmers rejoice! You’ve all been proven correct with the recent snowfall here. Apparently, this was all an elaborate scheme by Mother Nature, Jack Frost and ground hogs everywhere to trick us into thinking everything will be alright. Don’t be fooled by the snow, it’s going to be a scorcher today.
The world is obviously getting warmer, right?
I know what you’re all thinking: ‘It’s April 23, and it’s snowing. He can’t be serious.’
You’re right, that was all tongue-in-cheek. This was just a rant. You may now all return to your regularly scheduled boredom.